This is where we'd usually ramble on a bit, cynically complaining about overblown award shows and how while protesters are being shot in the streets of Tripoli, we'll be sitting down to watch overpaid actors give other overpaid actors awards for acting. But, frankly, we've kind of really been looking forward to this year's Oscars. The nominees for Best Picture actually kind of rock, we're head over heels in love with James Franco and Anne Hathaway, and, most important of all, we're gonna get drunk and chat along to the whole spectacle with you, right here, starting with the red carpet at 8pm. (If you're looking for a way to kill those long hours between now and then, you can read our coverage of the nominations here, or listen to the King's actual speech here.) See you tonight!