In the Boob Tube Review, we discuss the television we've been watching. There are usually plenty of spoilers, so beware:
Ok, so we can all agree that Happy Endings is one of the five funniest shows on TV, right? If you, for some unfathomable reason, do not agree just go back and watch the "Cocktails and Dreams" episode again, fast for a week, then write me and the cast and all the writers a letter of apology. I mean, Kyle Busch for men? Pajoveralls? Hold on to your horses? Freddy Kruger? That pirate cereal? If every square inch of my apartment wasn't jammed packed with tchotckes and books I'd be rotflmmfao (?).
Now then, moving along to last week's episode... I have been trying to figure out how I am like Jane for a while now. I know I am intense and controlling and overbearing and extremely competitive and veer towards perfectionist territory (all very Jane-like) but I am also really lazy and unmotivated. It is a real head-scratcher. "You Snooze, You Bruise" explained it all, all of my personality shortcomings (the unJanelike things, not the charming things like the controllingness and competitiveness!): people keep telling me to effing relax.
When my roommate and I watched this episode I could see the horror on her face as it dawned on her how she'd been rage-castrating me. Now I need an Alex (huh) to teach her (the Penny in this scenario) how to set the beast in me free so I can be productive and stuff. Long live the measured rage! – Alex Snider