Our Life With The Balconies by Cody McGraw

The Balconies play the Great Hall at 11pm tonight (Thursday, May 5) for Canadian Music Week. We originally published this post about the beginning of our love for them back on January 28, 2014.

It must have been four or five Canadian Music Weeks ago when my own love affair with The Balconies began. After several recommendations from friends, colleagues, the band's management and common sense, I stood at The Horseshoe as skeptical as only a music editor can be. It was the festival's Saturday night, so I was running on fumes, but I'd promised too many people I'd see this show to let them down. When the house music stopped, the crowd hushed and The Balconies walked on stage. I saw three young, attractive people grab their instruments, lean in and begin to play what would soon become some of my favourite songs.

Jacquie Neville took centre stage wide-eyed, as she still does today, like a young Pat Benatar. She greeted the audience with a wail — one as strong as the women of Heart or even Joan Jett — and The Balconies had me. Each song, with the help of bassist Stephen Neville and drummer Liam Jaeger, was better than the last; they murdered their 25-minute set. Immediately kicking myself for waiting so long to see them, I stood in awe. Sitting at home later, writing my review, I thought about how I was going to explain all of this to the readers. What I came up with then was the truth:

"To say this band is a beast on stage is a dramatic understatement. Their music reached out and bitch slapped The Horseshoe across their drunk faces and demanded attention."

I'm proud to say that I don't think The Little Red Umbrella team has missed a Balconies show in Toronto ever since.

In 2009, the band released their self-titled debut and toured the shit out of it. The crowds grew. People took notice. The band honed their live show to perfection. Being classically trained musicians, they've been able to play venues as diverse as rooftops, the basement of a movie theatre and Trinity Bellwoods Park — all while sounding like a well-oiled machine.

Fast forward to today, the day The Balconies release Fast Motions on Coalition Music. Having seen a few preview shows for the tracks on the record, I can say that even before I listened to the album, any skepticism over the result was non-existent. Playing the record is like seeing their show. It's powerful, deep and unforgettable — everything The Balconies should be. Stand out track "Boys and Girls" will knock you on your ass, as will live favourites "Kill Count", "Do It In the Dark" (formerly "Serious Bedtime") and "Fast Motions" (formerly "French Kiss"). They all build up to explosive finales, doing everything the band does best.

Is it the record of 2014? Maybe; it is still January — but I won't rule it out. And Saturday's show at Lee's Place could very well be the show of 2014.

So why not join us? Like all Balconies shows, we wouldn't miss it for the world.


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The Garrison, CMW 2012 (Carmen Cheung)
Lee's Palace, CMW 2011 (Adam Bunch)
Lee's Palace, CMW 2013 (Carmen Cheung)
Lee's Palace, CMW 2011 (Adam Bunch)
The Garrison, CMW 2012 (Carmen Cheung)
Live In Bellwoods 2011 (Melanie Baresic)
Live In Bellwoods 2011 (Melanie Baresic)
Lee's Palace, CMW 2011 (Adam Bunch)
Lee's Palace, CMW 2013 (Carmen Cheung)
Sneaky Dee's, NXNE 2011 (Stephanie Cloutier)
The Garrison, CMW 2012 (Carmen Cheung)
Lee's Palace, CMW 2013 (Carmen Cheung)

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Main photo by Courtney Lee Yip

Find all our previous coverage of The Balconies here.

Cody McGraw is a lot of things, but the thing we would call him his face is the Managing Editor of The Little Red Umbrella. A semi-retired music journalist, he will write about bands that are important to him in between articles he writes for us making fun of things. If you want to see what we put up with then follow him on twitter @Cody_McGraw.
 


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CMW 2014: Operators @ The Silver Dollar

SATURDAY — The biggest buzz at this year's Canadian Music Week was all about Operators. The new project from Dan Boeckner — of Wolf Parade and Handsome Furs and Divine Fits and everything else cool in the last ten years — spent three straight nights under the lights of The Silver Dollar. No one in Canada had ever heard the band before; not even the briefest of teasers was released in the lead up to the festival, never mind an entire single. As Boeckner put it, "I wanted the first time anyone heard these songs to be in a fucking club." And after the band's Canadian debut on Thursday night, word spread quickly: Operators were living up to the hype. Their first set landed a five-N review from NOW Magazine.

So, by the time of the final show at midnight on Saturday, the room at The Dollar was packed from wall to wall with an eager crowd. What they heard was a series of loud, dance-friendly, electric tunes that mashed all of Boeckner's previous projects together and threw them in the blender — "a combination of everything I've done since I started playing music professionally," he'd already hinted. Spewing energy, sweat and obvious zeal for his new band, Boeckner commanded the small stage as if he was playing the ACC. And though it wasn't anything terribly unexpected, the crowd welcomed it all with open ears, dancing and bouncing and bobbing along to the brand new tracks (one overly-excited member of the audience even started his own solo mosh pit). The climax was perfectly timed, too. Japandroids joined Operators on stage for the last song of the night: a cover of Wolf Parade's "Shine A Light."

Operators have arrived. And they've done it in style.


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Photos by Adam Bunch.

Words by Cody McGraw (Managing Editor of The Little Red Umbrella) and Adam Bunch (Editor-in-Chief of the Little Red Umbrella and the creator of the Toronto Dreams Project).


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CMW 2014: Young Doctors In Love @ Hard Luck Bar

THURSDAY — Donned in sparkly dresses, light-up guitars in hand, Young Doctors In Love offered non-stop power pop to the sparse, but engaged audience at Hard Luck Bar with enough charisma to wake the dead.

New discoveries are key during Canadian Music Week and Young Doctors In Love, as you can probably predict from my gushing above, is a band worth searching for. They command the stage in perfect unison — almost as if The B-52s and The Breeders had a really cool baby. Their infectious tunes, including a cover of The Rolling Stones' "Let's Spend the Night Together", showed great verve and musicianship within the band. It made the group incredibly likeable and clearly left some in the audience wanting to be their new best friends. (I know I wish I had friends who randomly wore 3-D glasses. And not in an annoyingly ironic way.)

Young Doctors In Love have the potential to soon be filling up local venues — and most certainly will when they finally catch on. Why? Because you want to shake that. Don't act like that's a lie. We're on to you, Toronto.

Plus: light-up guitars.


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Read all our coverage of CMW 2014 here.

Words by Cody McGraw, who is a lot of things, but the thing we would call him his face is the Managing Editor of The Little Red Umbrella. A semi-retired music journalist, he will write about bands that are important to him in between articles he writes for us making fun of things. If you want to see what we put up with then follow him on twitter @Cody_McGraw.

Photos by Carmen Cheung, the Arts Editor for The Little Red Umbrella.


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The Stuff of 2013: Hating The Walking Dead

If there’s one thing that unites everyone under The Little Red Umbrella it would have to be our hatred for The Walking Dead. Seriously. It’s awful, yet it’s one of TV’s most popular shows. And while popular doesn’t necessarily mean good (Two and a Half Men), the real pain lays in the fact people believe The Walking Dead actually is good. The phenomenon is Myth Busters-worthy but we’re going to save that show some time and discuss these points with you — and why we’re rooting for the zombies.


Lousy Characters:

Does anyone actually care if these characters live or die? No one is particularly likeable (except Daryl and Carol, both of whom who have been pushed to the background this season) and no character pathos has been built. Take Michonne for example. Sure she’s a warrior woman who would make Xena proud but what do we know about her other than she hates The Governor? She’s sullen and cut off and we don’t know why — two seasons in with her, do we even care? I’m more interested in how her hair always looks freshly done and how she doesn’t kill the annoying kids.


Speaking of The Governor, what the hell was with that shit? Did anyone actually find him scary or deserving of TWO stand alone episodes this year? He should have died in the Season Three finale and saved us all some really pointless slow shots of him staring at zombies stuck in the mud. The only good thing he ever did was rid us of Andrea forever — a character who lived and died by the D.


Lousy Pacing:

Season One was kind of great. It was scary, hopeless and moved forward at a momentum that kept us at the edge of our seats. Fast forward to Season Two and we watch the characters do laundry for several episodes with new, uninteresting characters. Are they really going through that many clothes? Was there a Southern Debutante Ball we didn’t get to see? It’s as if the writers were trying to recreate Little House on the Prairie and would only occasionally remember they were supposed to be writing a zombie show and throw in some gore so we wouldn’t notice they ran out of ideas. A few gruesome deaths do not make up for lack of story.

Speaking of which: the jail storyline quickly became much of the same. Thankfully they’re on the road again and not locked down (sorry) into a limiting storyline rut.



Takes Itself Way Too Seriously:

The overacting is one thing but it’s the self-righteousness of all the characters that truly makes it unbearable. Relax, Rick. Have a fucking beer already. Your varying accent and constant heavy breathing need a little rest. Even the most serious of genre shows throw in a few jokes here and there, and though we aren’t saying they should join the Zombie Circus or anything, it won’t hurt to give the audience a break from the grief. We don’t know about you, but if we were in their situation we’d be hammered a lot. It’s not as if there’s a cure for Zombieism; you might as well enjoy the little time you have left. Live a little, guys, because you’re going to die horribly and anti-climatically.


The Misogyny & Racism:

We wrote plenty about the show's startlingly old school politics back when we cared enough to bother writing Walking Dead recaps every week, so we're not going to rehash them all in detail here (but seriously, what in the fuck decade are we living in?)... To really get a sense of it, you're better off going back and reading everything Alex Snider wrote about it during the oh-so-slow train crash that was Season Two.


We'd actually be interested in hearing why in the world you like this show (other than the zombie make up and gore). Please help us see what you see below!

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The Stuff of 2013: Coffee Talk with Ryan G. Hinds

For the past several months, Toronto has been treated to a very special gathering every third Friday. It’s a treat so tasty and unique that you’ll be kicking yourself for not discovering it before.

The treat in question is Ryan G. Hinds’ Comedy, Cabaret and Coffee talk show at the charming and friendly Flying Beaver Pubaret in Cabbagetown.

Reviving the spirit of '70s variety shows such as The Merv Griffin Show (aka when TV was fun and not embarrassing), audiences have been treated to many aspects of Toronto’s theatre community, burlesque, music and art. All of that is well and good, but it wouldn’t be a show if it wasn’t hosted by Little Red Umbrella friend and supporter Ryan G. Hinds.

For those of you who have seen his performances, you already know of his larger than life personality and infectious laugh. He thrives on pushing the boundaries of a performer and delivers a show that is delightful, hilarious and inspiring.

And for those of you haven’t had the chance to see this show, you’re in luck because it happens THIS Friday and you can see what we’re talking about!

You can get your tickets here or check out the Facebook event.

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Reflections On A Time, A City and A Broken Social Scene by Cody McGraw

Ten years ago the world began to notice us. We’ve always been a country with some of the world's greatest music, but for some reason this time was different. I was a young writer then. Still in school with my emo hair and a copy if Is This It, and I too, began taking a better look at the country I live in.

In early 2003, at 18 years old, I heard You Forgot it in People by Broken Social Scene for the first time. Now, I’ve had several discussions with friends about their first time listening to this record and we all tend to agree: that was the moment when the game changed. Without knowing it, You Forgot it in People was the record that would bring us together. No disrespect to Joni Mitchell, Stompin’ Tom, Anne Murray or Leonard Cohen (still, fuck you, Celine), but it felt like it was our music and our time now.

There are few words left to be said about this album — and I won’t repeat them here since this isn't a review. You Forgot it in People isn’t considered good just because it's an amazing album, but for what it has done for us, too. Turning on a radio in the early 2000's all we'd hear were songs about cars we'd never afford, or "bitches in tow", and why would we want to listen to that? We wanted change and we got it.

After that, the door was ajar for other acts such as Stars, Metric, The Acorn, Arcade Fire and countless other Broken Social Scene off-shoots. Stars would drop Set Yourself on Fire and make Canadian music history in their own right. Metric would bring rock back into our lives with Old World Underground, Where Are You Now and it's hard to imagine our lives without those seminal albums.

Those records awoke something in me — something difficult to explain, but it’s best thought of as a call of duty. I wanted the world to hear this music and make them feel the joy I felt, have it touch their lives like it touched mine. So I began writing about Canadian music.

Moving to Toronto after graduating, I'd meet people with a similar spirit (and much stronger journalism skills) and we worked together with the same mission statement. We would champion Canadian music or die trying. Now, none of us actually died (though we drank enough that we probably should have), but we did eventually grow up and realize stuff like eating and paying rent is also important. We had to divide our time between the job we would continue to do along with the job that would continue to keep us alive.

The years have been kind to our musical friends. Broken Social Scene, Metric, Feist, Stars, The Dears, Arcade Fire — along with many other bands we wrote about in those early years — acheived great success. We got to be happy for them and happy we came along for the ride. Although most of those people don't know us by name, we like to think they felt our presence.

Like these bands, we all had our ups and downs. Some of us still write about music, some of us don't. But we could always rely on music to keep us together.

In June, I sat at the Field Trip festival, which featured both Stars and Broken Social Scene, with the people I shared those albums with. It got me thinking. I was with a couple who called the festival's line-up the soundtrack to their relationship, a newlywed couple whose greatest bond is music, and other friends whom I’ve seen all these bands with many times before — and who I'll see them with many times again. I reflected on how these people are like family to me and how we owe it to one album. If that album was never released we would have never come together in the ways we did; we wouldn’t be sitting here right now pooling together money for more beer.

Looking around the festival, I could see it other peoples' faces, too. We all felt the same way. We all wanted to hear You Forgot it in People in its entirely with the people we'll never forget. Couples held each other, children held hands and I held a tear back from my eye.

Leaving the show, after feeling the raw emotion of a band who loves the city we live in — and its fans — there was an unspoken conversation. These bands don't need us anymore, but others do. Though our love of these bands will never end, the era we lived in with them is over; it's time to move on. Broken Social Scene is a band that never forgot where it came from and I believe that's the most grounding, down to earth and accessible thing about them. It's one of the reasons their music wraps around us like a sweater. A sweater weaved with some of the most talented musicians, writers, producers and artists we'll ever know.

I'd like to wear that sweater for the rest of my life, but there will always be times it stays in the drawer. I'll never forget it's there, how it makes me feel and why I will always keep it close to me. That sweater brought me purpose, friendship, and above all, family. I owe my life to that sweater. To that album. To that band.

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Cody McGraw is many things but the thing you can actually call him to his face is the Managing Editor of The Little Red Umbrella. See more posts from him here or follow him on Twitter @cody_mcgraw.

First photo: You Forgot it in People by Broken Social Scene
Second photo: Field Trip (by Adam Bunch)


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NXNE 2013: Wannabe @ BLK BOX by Cody McGraw

FRIDAY — We stayed up late (and endured a lack of beer at the venue) in order to get our '90s fix from Toronto's Spice Girls tribute band, but sadly Wannabe is no Sheezer.

The girls did look great and really got into their respective characters, but there was something inexplicable missing. Although it's probably unfair to compare them to tribute bands as awesome as Sheezer or Vag Halen, it's inevitable — and the 3am time slot and the lack of beer definitely didn't help their cause. (Especially given how much we were looking forward to the extended license.) However, if you'd like to spice up your life or need a dose of girl power, then Wannabe is the cover band for you.




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Find all of our coverage of NXNE here.

Photos by Carmen Cheung.

Cody McGraw is many things but the thing you can actually call him to his face is the Managing Editor of The Little Red Umbrella. See more posts from him here or follow him on Twitter @cody_mcgraw.



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NXNE 2013: Dangerband @ Velvet Underground by Cody McGraw

SATURDAY — It should be pretty obvious to Little Red Umbrella enthusiasts (Brellies?) that we are sort of wish it was still the '90s. In fact, our conversations usually go a lot like this:

LRU 1: The '90s were awesome.
LRU 2: Yeah. I hated so few bands then.
LRU 1: But I never understood the appeal of Pearl Jam.

Or something like that.

One act that especially makes us miss that decade is Dangerband. Their Saturday night set at Velvet Underground was, as always, riotous and sweaty. The audience crowded up at the front of the stage, jumping and bouncing along to the band's retro powerpop, shouting the hooky choruses at the top of their lungs. (One of the most enthusiastic audience members, the brother of frontman Rane Elliott-Armstrong, even got spontaneously pulled up on stage to sing along for a song.) A good '90s throwback is tough to find (unless you're into live music in Toronto at the moment), so a band that does it right is all the more welcome. You could almost hear Rivers Cuomo turning on "Stupid Boyfriend" to get ideas.

MP3: "Stupid Boyfriend" by Dangerband


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Find all of our coverage of NXNE here.

Photos by Carmen Cheung.

Cody McGraw is many things but the thing you can actually call him to his face is the Managing Editor of The Little Red Umbrella. See more posts from him here or follow him on Twitter @cody_mcgraw.


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